The Financial Crisis: Just a low point on the graphs

Hello there! You have just come to visit as WShGS is experiencing one of its weaker times, just as the economy is now. Nothing like taking a nice light-hearted view of this world. After all, it is just another realm of existence.

But more about that some other time! Back to WShGS. Just like the way governments all around the world are trying hard and implementing all sort of measures to try to get the ascending curve back onto their charts, WShGS is following the same track too. After all, all great wisdom still follows the same fundamental rules. At least for existence as you know it- Whoops, I shouldn't confuse you. Just go on continue living your normal Earthly lives.

Then again, I do have to raise concerns about some of the plans governments are considering, for example the UK's plan involving borrowing (Didn't this whole thing start because of credit?) or the new US ideas about buying local. (Hah. I won't even get started about that.) Why doesn't anyone at all see the real solution to the underlying problem?

Not that the underlying problem is very simple actually, so I don't really blame anyone. You see, apparently the Earth has gotten rather pissed with our digging of big holes in it and then carting its innards halfway across its face. Would you like it? But being the pacifist old globe it is, it's not going to do anything big yet. Big, as it knows, is not the same as we know. take the not-so-recent earthquakes for example, that wasn't anywhere close what its going to do when it loses it temper. They were just trembles of rage.

Of course, even pacifists are actually rather scheming, (That's why the Earth closing the Pacific; its getting tired with the negative connotations that come with it. Attending intergalactic spheres is such a pain like that.) and its actually quietly requested its old pal the Economy to teach the little specks with attitude and MPD inhabiting it a lesson, since apparently no one bothered to heed its warnings. (Did you really believe that its trembles of rage were beyond its control?)

And there we have it! Now that you all understand the problem, all we need to do is to get to work on stopping it. I'll be nice now, and tell you that consigning 'quarry' to only ever appear in history books again would solve the current problems. To be even nicer, I'll tell you that that would only be a short term fix. The Earth is a fickle thing; who knows what it'll pick on next? (Not The Nose, I hope. It's such a nice classic climb. Perhaps someday I'll visit it at El Capitan.) The best thing we could do would be to check back on WShGS every day and listen to JY. At the same time, you should try to instill these simple routines into your subconscious to do your part to please the Earth and its friends- Oh, I haven't told you yet, have I? It can do much more...

Anyway, the JY-washing starts now!

1. Whenever you see any outdoor lights left on in the daytime, turn them off. When it's a clear cut case of unneccessary lighting, don't feel bad at all about doing it. Instead, try to take pride that you're doing your part for the enviroment, the JY way. When it's not a clear cut case, like early morning, just turn off the lights anyway.

Of course, there will always be those jokers who see things the wrong way, which is different from seeing them lightheartedly. They might mock you for caring, or try to undo your efforts and basically other evil things. You can a) go over, pull out a portable JYVPG, then proceed to zap them to the darkest corner of the Jiayusian Void there is, or b) ignore the ignorant morons and get that high from doing your part for the enviroment, JY style.

Note that this applies even more to high-input devices such as air-conditioners or the like.

2. Apply rule 1 wherever you are.

3. Check back to WShGS for more next time!